Ask Professor Crazy! has stunned and bewildered critics by making it to the Sixth Issue! But we have our share of supporters among the male athletes who are our readers! We are also endorsed by AA groups everywhere a a cure for the delirium tremens. Of course, we've been known to be a major cause of drinking, also; but, someone has to keep the AA groups going, or innocent hard-working people will be put out of work; and, we can't have that on our consciences! There were three polls in our last issue. We believe in giving our readers the chance to voice their opinions and to play a role in the creation of this e-zine through their votes and feedback. The Pokemon poll was to answer a Question a reader had in the last issue, about whether Pokemon were a force of Evil unleashed by the Devil upon our world. The answer that had the most votes was that Pokemon are Good, in Trained Hands!
In another poll, you answered the burning Question of which is the expression you're the most sick of hearing out of ten choices. That poll ended in a tie with Wazzup! and Da Bomb! getting the most votes. Finally, you showed your great taste in comedians by selecting six new people to Ask Professor Crazy's Comedy Hall of Fame: Mike Myers, Abbott and Costello, Tom Green, and Cheech and Chong. Please vote in this issue's polls, also--as often and as frequently as you'd like, since there's no daily limit, like when you go fishing!
Also, in this issue, we reinvestigate Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution; "probe" the question of whether the Earth has been visited by aliens; and, introduce our new $1,000,000 GRAND PRIZE CONTEST! For more info on that, click on the Mailbag Page! I hope you enjoy this issue and check back every week on Sunday mornings when a new issue springs forth! |
